I'll annoy you until the end of time...she said!
- Stephen King...no it was me again.
- Jul 28, 2018
- 3 min read
'Nah Then!' In a few days time, this lovely creature will join the illustrious list of 'Quarter Century Club Legends.' You will be in great company I might add, joining the likes of; me, Fletch, Oates and Bryson.
Now before I go on and tell you about our relationship. Let me first of all say: "Aoife I love you and the things I say about you, I only say out of love..and because they're ALL TRUE!"
Having never being in a serious relationship before, let me tell you. "I WAS NOT READY FOR IT" People have often told me relationships are all about compromise...these people are women and they are all liars."
In all seriousness though, I am learning so much on a daily basis. Things I never knew I needed to learn but upon reflection 'it's probably better that I do learn them.'
1. My clothes are now 'our clothes.' - When we started dating, I owned around 15 good hoodies. All manner of colours, sizes, zip ups, pull overs, brands etc. I now have 3 at a push, depending on whether or not I've done the laundry and whether or not Aoife is wearing one of them.
2. The covers on the bed aren't mine either. - Never has this been a bigger problem than right now in the grips of winter. If I wake up with even my half of the covers then it truly is a blessed day. If either sets of our parents are reading this, we of course don't actually share a bed, rather we have matching single beds at opposite sides of the house.
3. Every question is a trap. - I'm gonna save a lot of lads a lot time here and just say as a general rule of thumb. If a question starts. "Babe have you ever..?" or "Babe do you ever think..?" or "What if..?" These are all questions loaded with more booby traps than a house that Kevin Mcallister has stayed in.
Play dumb, pretend you didn't hear or fake a heart attack your call.
4. I'm reminded of how truly terrible England was, back in the day...daily. - Dating an Irish girl, I'm constantly reminded of how England are bunch of 'S***S' and we are basically worse than anything ever. Aoife. As I often do, I'd like to point out I wasn't at any of the evil meetings nor to get to make any decisions pertaining to all things English. That being said I am very sorry.
5. I love you to the end of the earth and back but I'm so happy when you're at work. There are 24 hours in a day. That is a fact. We spend at least half of those together, most days more. There are however a rare few days, in which I am 100% totally alone. I refer to this time as 'bonus time.' This is the time when Aoife is at work and I am home alone. Usually this period of time is around 5-6 hours and during that time I achieve absolutely nothing other than blissful tranquility and inner peace. This article is actually being crafted on such on occasion. I currently have 4 hours and 17 minutes left.
This list could go on and on: I now like chocolate, can't decide what we'd like to eat, you snore I snore, you snore louder, my farts could kill, you have the ability to annoy the stuffing out of me and I you.
When all is said and done. I'm very glad I met you and very lucky to be on this adventure with you. Thank you for putting up with me the way I put up with you. I'd say we are even.
Love you always.
I haven't mastered the digital skills yet but here would be a video of Aoife being chased by a sea lion after getting too close with her camera...it's brilliant.
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