Please to meet you. I'm a big deal.

"Nah Then!" I'll be honest. I didn't have anything to write about this week. In fact if t wasn't for someone reminding me, I would have forgotten all together.

The title of this article is very misleading. I'm neither a big deal nor is it a pleasure to meet you (in most cases).

The picture you can see above is a picture of me in Bali with a bottle of rum. Again this means nothing and serves only to tell you that I have a) been to Bali and b) like rum...A LOT!

Even as I write now I can feel you scrolling on to something else, closing the site down and heading straight to Youtube to find videos of cats singing or dogs dancing.

Truth is I'd do the same. One thing I've come to realise that keeping someones attention is bloody hard and actually engaging them whilst you have their attention...well that's even harder.

I'm a simple man who is easily entertained. Farts will forever be hilarious and I have hours to waste talking absolute nonsense about anything and everything.

My only goal is to entertain. To make people laugh be it 1or 100. I love an audience and thrive when people indulge me.

So at this point I am throwing it over to you. Inspire me, criticise me, call me short and bald (after all I am both of those things). Tell me what you want me to write about.

If you read this far thank you. Leave me a comment on Facebook or message me, email me. I'd love to hear from you (mam don't worry I'll FaceTime you).

To my now TWO subscribers (I feel like Rod Stewart). I will email you both ASAP and don't worry you will hate it.

Peace and Love

Jordan